Tucker did it...

Ahh Caboose. You are a very funny person. Red vs Blue, a very re-watchable series. Because for some reason Caboose's jokes never get old. And you never really get bored of laughing at a dumb person. Except when that dump person begins to be dumb in the same old ways.

My father is teaching me how to use the tractor mounted mower tomorrow. Because apparently my brothers university education steps up a notch next year and I have to be ready to step into his shoes. But I'm not because I'm not like him. I'm easily annoyed, easily distracted, and easy (Bow chicka bow wow). Anyway, most of the things that Alex isn't.

But who cares. It's just money. The only thing I ever do with money is well nothing really. Most of it just goes into the bank and the other rest of it just gets me food. I'm not exactly complicated. And I have realized I'm kind of a cheap date. The person asking me out can take me anywhere provided I like them. Hell you could take me to a park and throw a ball back and forth and I'd be happy with that, although that's not much of a date. I don't think it even deserves to be called a date. Yes, I am right, that is not a date. That is two people in a park. Although... no that's not a date either. That's two people in a park doing other stuff, like not parky things. (Is parky even a word, I know perky is but Parky is dubious).

I am going to buy Splinter Cell Conviction. Because I can. And because I finally found a reliable source of identification. MY PASSPORT. It was slightly surprising how hard it was to find that dam thing. 


I'm looking forward to the new Devil May Cry. Mostly because Emo Dante has become Punk Dante. He looked horrible in the reveal trailer but they've listen to the fans and dialed it back a bit. From what I've seen he's become a bit more like Nero. Serious. Rather than the sexually flaunting Dante of Devil May Cry 4. I do like the sexually flaunting Dante. It shows a little of the confidence I wish I had. Obviously it would change me if I was like Dante and maybe that would change the people I'm friends with. You never know. You never do you just have to wing it. I seem to be telling people to wing it a lot these days. 


But if you have a plan and it's working by all means stick to it. But that doesn't mean that I will make a plan and do it. I'll wing it because that's me. And I've never been anybody but me.